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Odds and Ends: Unfortunately, Marcus Vick’s hero is still his big brother
Marcus Vick was arrested early Thursday morning in Norfolk after taking police on a brief chase. Once the former Virginia Tech miscreant was captured, he was charged with driving under the influence...
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Hey, Beijing, are you ready for these guys?!
Team USA is still looking for that perfect combination of mad skillz and selflessness from the NBA’s best ballers in attempt to erase years of frustration at the hands of its international...
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Tyson Gay is not a homosexual, not that there’s anything wrong with that
Wondering about the results from the U.S. Olympic track trials over the weekend? Don’t worry, you’re not the only one, we’ve spent the past 72 hours playing GTA4 while the ol’ ladies went to a bridal...
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Odds and Ends: Chris Snyder redefines the word injury
Other than gasping, dropping to our knees, rolling around on the ground and muttering “uggggh” and “owwww” under our breath, we really don’t know what else to say about this. Catcher Chris Snyder left...
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Odds and Ends: "Ball game over! The cake is tainted! Theeeeeeeeeeeeee cake is...
If you think double-dipping is disgusting then what about finger-dipping? You know, when someone sticks their finger in something, sucks it clean and then walks away. Like Puck and the peanut butter...
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Odds and Ends: Hair today, gone tomorrow
The Olympics are rapidly approaching and the one question on everyone’s mind is, “Will the Nigerian football team players cut off their sweet locks or what?” Nigeria’s Olympic football coach Samson...
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Say hello to your official mascots of the 2008 Olympics
If you thought the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers, Voltron or The Planeterers were some incredible teams then you’ll appreciate the collaborative efforts of Fuwa; not to be mistaken with FUPA. In case...
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A simple solution for how the USA can dominate the Olympics
The Olympics are right around the corner, Friday to be exact, and we can’t wait to see the red, white and blue go berserk on some foreigner asses. And while we’re confident in Team USA, regardless of...
View ArticleEasiest first place finish in the history of competitive swimming
We’ve been known to sit on the couch for hours/days on end, stuffing our faces full of Doritos and washing them down with cases upon cases of Coors Light, but even our pathetic, flabby bodies could...
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Odds and Ends: USC! USC! USC!
We can’t wait for the college football season to arrive, but it’s not for the reasons you might think. Sure, we love the history-filled rivalries, the tailgating and the school pride, but more than...
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